MONEY

It can buy a House
But not a Home


It can buy a Bed,
But not Sleep.


It can buy a Clock,
But not Time.


It can buy you a Book,
But not Knowledge.


It can buy you a Position,
But not Respect.


It can buy you Medicine,
But not Health.


It can buy you Blood,
But not Life.


It can buy you Sex,
But not Love.


So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.


I tell you all this because I am your
Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away
your pain and suffering...


So send me all your money and I will
suffer for you.


A truer Friend than me you will never find.



CASH ONLY PLEASE.